Overheard this morning, post discovery of poison oak rash on Jordin's ankle:

(mommy calmy finishes explaining to Jordin that if we scratch the itch, poison oak will then spread to the next place we touch on our body... our eyes, our nose... where ever. So don't scratch, ok? We'll just leave it alone for a couple of days, and it will be gone... )

SB: I mean, Jordin, let's not get all carried away about this. So you got poison oak. You don't have to brag about it.

That's right. My children are now currently getting jealous of the other having an itchy rash. Oy.