time don't matter to me.... got no place I gotta be....
First, it was that spoiled rotten brat... The Runaway Bride.
Now, it appears Atlanta has a brand new idiot on the news.
Meet Buckhead's new Best Friend. Carl Edward Roland.
If you haven't read about this story, or live somewhere in the world besides Atlanta, or the surrounding area, please catch up on the past 48 hours of city life here.
For the past 48 hours, the City of Atlanta has had a major portion of the Buckhead community closed down, as they try to talk this murderous loser off his perch.
Let's face it people, he ain't jumpin'. He just isn't.
In light of this realization, I have a few suggestions for possibly getting him down faster.
- Hire a sniper. That would be fun.
- Maybe instead of the SWAT Team, they could send out the PUSH (as in, "push his ass right on off the crane") Team.
- Let the crowds through the barracades so that he can actually HEAR them chanting, "jump, jump, jump" at his pathetic tortued soul.
- Paint a bullseye right in front of Nava (fancy ass restaurant here in Atl) and take bets on where what parts will go when he finally bails.
- Let his sister, who, consequently is standing on the ground some THOUSANDS of feet below him, up the stairs to actually talk to him. Maybe then she'll put down the mirror she's using to try and get his attention. If I were him, and she came up there... I'd leave. Speedy Quick.
Anyway - those are just a few of my suggestions of how we can get Buckhead back to business. Soon.
Rach
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Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.
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"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all). When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip.
To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.
Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."
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