Tasteless? Oh yes.
Dear Lord, forgive me for giving into the posts from other parent bloggers about their children's bodily functions.

(in car, post "Drive Thru Lane" from preschool)

ME: Jordin, do you know what kind of music this is?
JLO: Yes. It's classical. There aren't any words. The words are silent. (I have no idea what "the words are silent means... 5 year old logic)
ME: That's right, J. Good. (drive to SB's school continues... me gloating because my child is being all cultured and classy in the back seat... she's now "directing" the orchestra)
JLO: Mommy?
ME: Yes?
JLO: I just did a classical poot.
ME: WHAT? (gloating immediately ceases)
JLO: Yeah. It was silent. (giggle) (pause) Classical but deadly, Mommy. (breaks out into fits of uncontrollable laughter.)