Check, please.
Who in the @*#(@* ordered all this pollen? Have you LOOKED outside?
Oh, wait - for those of you reading who are not from Georgia or the south in general....

Let me introduce you to some fabulous exclusively southern things.... we have

• sweet tea (iced tea with sugar in it....)
• The Varsity (whadya have, whadya have)
• grits
• kudzu
• Chik Fil A
• Georgia Bulldogs

and I think these are all reasonable good things. Right?

Yeah. Well.. we also have pollen. From about April to July - EVERYTHING in the south is a lovely, shall we say - chartreuse color. Pollen. Everywhere. On everything.

The sign at the Atlanta Airport should actually read:

"Welcome to Atlanta"
Todays Pollen Count is 45,782,328,923,890,283,902